when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about
Me: then fucking act like it
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers